I don’t why this looks appealing or even if it really is appealing. Might be the morning hunger pangs at work, making any and everything look good. But how can bacon not be good? Have you ever eaten bacon? Are you eating some right now? If yes, then why aren’t you are sharing?

According to reports from cannibals, human flesh tastes like pork, which is so “Meh”. Not that pork is bad, but it’s not great, you know? When you’re thinking of what to eat or what tastes good, do you think “I could go for some pork right now”? Nah, ‘cause pork isn’t sexy. This might be the name, it’s just four words and sits there like a rock, which describes the feeling of eating it.

Yeah, I’m rambling. Go learn how to make bacon cupcakes, while I forage for real food.

Don’t you just hate it when the overlord in movies does stupid things? All that time and effort and carefully laid plans, only to throw it away because they decide to tie the hero up instead of killing him or leaving silly clues. No, there are certain things I would do if I was an evil overlord.

Tights are not pants, goddamnit.

Sorry, it’s the sugar buzz talking just from looing at the Candy Blog. This is some serious fun, the guy has a rating system for the various candies. Think about that for a second, there’s a whole barometer for candy tasting. I think I’m in love and him to have my sugar coated, caramel smelling children.