It is better to have a hen tomorrow than an egg today.

You are going to take a vacation.

Our Facebook accounts have been reinstated, no real explanation given, just this short email:

Hi Brandon,

We have investigated the matter more thoroughly and have reinstated your accounts. I sincerely apologize for our error and the inconvenience you and your wife have gone through. I hope this will not deter you from fully enjoying the site in the future, and please do not hesitate to contact me if you experience any further problems.

Thank you,

Anjali
User Operations
Facebook

Much thanks to the Metafilter posse for their help, both in public and behind the scenes for getting this correction made. It’s great community of people.

and no, I doubt I’ll be spending much time on Facebook.

To all,
If you’re wondering why I may not be in your Facebook network or friend circle anymore, it’s because I’ve been using a fake account. It’s true, Facebook itself told me. Not only that, but Lisa has been using a fake account too.

Now, I know many of you knew me as Brandon Blatcher, the name I’ve had since birth, though ya’ll have certainly called me other names at times. But Facebook has uncovered the truth and now my shame is revealed.

This all started a few weeks ago, when I tried to log into Facebook, only to get this error:

Your account has been disabled by an administrator. If you have any questions or concerns, you can visit our FAQ page here.

Naturally the link they provided didn’t contain any information or email addresses so I Googled around to find some sort of contact info. All I got was , which I emailed saying they were in error and could they turn my account back on. After a week they replied with the above notice, saying I was using a fake account.

I’m not sure where to go from here, as who I am clearly isn’t who I thought I was and then to find out that Lisa isn’t Lisa, well, I need a moment or at least a phone number to talk to someone over at Facebook and politely ask just who the hell they think they are and what they hell they’re going to do about this problem.

Update:
Facebook, please notice that this is the full, uncropped picture that was used in my Facebook profile.

Good news will come to you by mail.

I’m not a big fan of the summer olympics, but these pictures are gorgeous. There’s not much video on YouTube though. Seems NBC is getting that stuff pulled off the site which is a shame ‘cause the opening ceremonies are usually pretty impressive.

Good article on visual thinking by Douglas Coupland. I’m definitely a sanserif thinker, but tend to think in variable widths as they give a lot of variety for tone. Oddly enough, it’s usually white text on a black background, or reverse, usually no color, as black and white have the strongest contrast and I’m all about the meshing point of contrasting ideas, shapes, etc.

via the excellently written and beautifully focused daring fireball.

School locked down after ‘ninja’ sighted in woods

Geez, all we got were bomb threats, the occasional food fight and medicated English teacher or two.

Tights are not pants, goddamnit.

We are very happy together.