Monday, May 12, 2008  09:25 PM

Stop the madness

A piece of spam showed up my mailbox tonight. Normally I’d skip it, especially since I rarely get spam, but the opening line of this one just intrigued me:

God dag,



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**link snipped***


Grateful patients. Brackets with vases and casts how if i
say i will not come? I am enjoined to gone with gwenhwyvar
to her chamber. Then went ever so slightly, what you have
done She shook out. From the top of a small hill came level
belchings they want, to set them tasks, to punish them when
arthur. I thought you’d need it when you came the author
(though this hadnt yet been officially of his face drawn
so tight over the bones that our own. Had all these return
voyagers made a it matter whether they are wrong if they
lady i suppose, wingrave continued, that i was born of such
frequent occurrence in french caves, two i could have known
it if i’d thought about it From mrs stewart but mr graham
had not acquainted.


The tragedy is that this works on some people, though god knows why. Really, stuff like “From the top of a small hill came level
belchings they want, to set them tasks, to punish them” is stuff 4th grade emo poets wouldn’t write, it’s so bad.


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